cellar door.

This is exactly how I feel about today, you guys.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:55:46 -0500

This is exactly how I feel about today, you guys.

whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: He’s Michael J Fox and he’s...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:43:15 -0500

Why He’s Hot:

He’s Michael J Fox and he’s adorable. He has soft features, with a hard jaw and a boyish charm that you can’t help but love. He could tell you that he hated you, but you’d still smile because he’s enchanting.

He’s educated. He’s had two books published and his vocabulary within them is massive. He’s the kind of guy that you can have a conversation with, will listen to your every word, and can be either hilarious or serious in his response.

He may have a serious illness, but he’s always looking up. He makes the most out of every situation (and I can think of a few situations that I’d like to join him in).

He was a werewolf before Twilight was cool, and was the object of his own mother’s lust in 1885, 1955 and 2015 (but who could blame her, really?).

He’s a genuinely nice guy. Totally devoted to his wife of 21 years, he’s the type of guy who will treat you right for the rest of your life. He’ll respect and love you for as long as you need it. And please, who wouldn’t want that?

{submission}

MARTY MCFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

:14 fistpumpin’ like champs!

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:02:50 -0500

:14

fistpumpin’ like champs!

Currently: watching A Muppets Christmas, knitting a candy cane scarf, eating cinnamon toast, and wallowing in self-pity and celibacy.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:48:34 -0500

Happy fuckin’ holidays.

Call Me Crazy...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:25:41 -0500

rypurt: But I don’t think Aaron Carter beat Shaq in basketball at all. I mean Shaq is huge and...

That’s How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter You’re...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:09:53 -0500

That’s How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter

You’re welcome.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand finally, this is one of the two Christmas trees...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:13:39 -0500

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand finally, this is one of the two Christmas trees we have up. WE HAVE TWO, YOU GUYS. SNOW!

The view from my back deck as of about, I dunno, noon? Fuck you,...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:12:59 -0500

The view from my back deck as of about, I dunno, noon? Fuck you, I don’t remember. SNOW!

This is what I woke up to this morning. That’s five inches...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:12:01 -0500

This is what I woke up to this morning. That’s five inches of snow on my back deck. Yay Vermont!

txtsfrmlstnght: (914): Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand....

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:40:43 -0500

txtsfrmlstnght: (914): Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand....

I put my hand up on your hip! When I dip, you dip, WE DIP.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:21:43 -0500

est110590: (via shotgunnoblitz) omggggggg this song

txtsfrmlstnght: (540): I’m so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:25:05 -0500

txtsfrmlstnght: (540): I’m so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a...

yeahapparently: The Pogues (Featuring Kirsty MacColl) -...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:18:14 -0500

yeahapparently:

The Pogues (Featuring Kirsty MacColl) - Fairytale of New York

Starting today off with the undisputed ruler of all holiday songs.

I GOT MY PART IN THE SCHOOL NATIVITY PLAY! I'M THA LAWB-STAH.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:57:12 -0500

"Just a Burger? Just a burger. Robin, it’s so much more than 'just a burger.' I mean, that first bite—oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then…a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us in food."

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:51:21 -0500

hkouser: vicpav: Marshall’s burger monologue &__& Oh my god. By posting this, you’ve...

flowersandart: robinredhead:jclaudette: Taylor Lautner in GQ....

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:39:52 -0500

flowersandart:

robinredhead:jclaudette:

Taylor Lautner in GQ. Yeah. Really. (via)

That one at bottom left? Oof.

est110590: beautiful. want

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:05:05 -0500

est110590:

beautiful. want

oh brother.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:13:43 -0500

thenightdances: today has been one of those days. I’m listening to two annoying sophomores argue...

what the fuck is this

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:17:32 -0500

what the fuck is this

c'mon now. i'm sick. humor me.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:15:27 -0500

c'mon now. i'm sick. humor me.